Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.