How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.