How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.