Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo Hahahaha

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.