Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.