When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

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What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.