How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.