What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!