How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings