Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.