What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)