Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.