What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.