What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."