What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

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Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

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A right a right a right!

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Dinner

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Dinner is on me!

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Rolls Rice