What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Nirvana

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Cancer.

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A naughty strawberry

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Russell.

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Because people are dying to get in!

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene