Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
Because he's got no arms.
Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"
Nirvana
An attack dog in a preschool.
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
Because she was a quack.
Patty O'Furniture
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
