How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!