What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!