How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

What do you do with a green ghoul?

A: Wait until it ripens.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him