One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Worst. Spy. Ever.
The punchline is too long.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
