How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin