What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Fur Coat Jokes More Fur Coat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes