Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!