Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!