Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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A solar ellipses...

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You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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He felt his presents.

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Six foot force :)

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It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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Luke warm.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!