Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !