What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

When a girl has a ponytail... -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle?

A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What does a racist get for their birthday?

KK-cake