What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...