What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese