Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!