What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors