Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.