Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!