Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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You're two shellfish."

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both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.