What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++