What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.