Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs lol

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!