Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
Tequila never goes bad
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
He had been illumi-naughty
Slow down and use some lubricant.
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."
An erection.
AUDI ADUI ADUI!
You got a friend in me.
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
