What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)