What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

One Direction

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.