What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.