What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

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Whoever tripped her.

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What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.