Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Crack Rock.

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Because he was Snowden.

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The airport is Snowden

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Why did the tree go to jail?

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because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!