What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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One less drunk.

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Let me count the ways... Five.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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Tufaloffahsofa

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Everywhere.

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Because Windows 7 8 9!

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Because 7 8 9.

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One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Give him sheet music.

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