Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Don't pay her.

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.