What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.