What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.