Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex