What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.